Says Mel: “Are you sure you should leaf the other option behind? It looked like it could have been a pile of fun. We could have played a game of ‘pick up sticks.’”
Says Jim: “No, I know for sure that this is the right choice. I don’t know how – its as if someone else is controlling my every move. Must be fate.”
You move to the hole in the wall and take a gander in.
Says Mel: “Better take the gander back out, or the goose will get lonesome.”
Says Jim: “If we don’t check things out, we won’t need to worry about her – if we go in there without checking it out, our goose is cooked.”
Says Mel: “Not bad.”
You see that inside the hole is a stairway. You creep into the hole, creep to the stairs, and start to creep down. Why? ‘Cause you’re a couple of creeps. As you head down the stairs, you notice two guards at the bottom.
Says Mel: “This whole cave is owned by Callipygian – it’s very nice. Everything in it is very good looking.”
I don’t know what he’s going on about now. Anyway, the guards are at the bottom –
Says Mel: “My point is that it is a very good looking bottom that the Callipygian has.”
I saw that one coming. I should have known better. Anywho… There are two guards.
Says Mel: “I think you should attack them.”
Says Jim: “Attack them? Are you crazy? I’m not a fighter – I’m an accountant! They’d kill me!”
Says Mel: “Don’t be ridiculous! You just gotta attack from the heart!”
Says Jim: “I think I’d die from freight!”
Says Mel: “If you’re going to die, don’t die from fright – die from a heart attack!”