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Says Jim: Pardon me, do you have a stapler I could use for a moment?”
Says the executive you were speaking to a moment ago: “Absolutely. What for?”
Says Jim: “I haven’t the foggiest. Hmmm… I think I’ll put it onto my forehead. That might be amusing. DAHGHGHEHGHHG! That’s pain! Yow!”
That was mean of you. What are you doing stapling him in the forehead? You know that’s you for the rest of the game, right? Leave yourself alone! Oh, geez… I can’t say that with a straight face! Man, that was hilarious! Do it again!